Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I intend to get homeless drunk
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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