Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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