She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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