I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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