He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Shame - the story of my life.
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