party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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