My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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