Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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