this beer tastes like vomit already
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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