Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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