As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish i was in the wii world.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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