Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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