I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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