yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
there is glitter all over my balls
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