Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
