doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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