do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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