If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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