White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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