What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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