We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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