We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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