Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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