Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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