DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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