My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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