There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up under a house in Key West
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