my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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