I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Randomize
