The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I smell stomach acid.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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