are you still at the devil's house?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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