I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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