Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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