Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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