I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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