I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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