Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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