So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
