Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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