But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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