She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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