She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
