i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
