I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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