Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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