just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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