idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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