i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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