Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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