I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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