Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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