When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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