This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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